Cristiano Ronaldo schools unsuspecting normals in a town square of Madrid, Spain. 

On any given day, the Real Madrid striker and international fashion icon would be swarmed by eager-eyed school kids

We did a play-by-play of the giggle-worthy action as el capitán pulls out all the stops to get somebody, anybody, to please pay attention to him!

After putzing around pretending to be a nobody, Cristiano starts ball handling.